May the Mayan Calender Come True!

Happy New Year everyone. In light of 2011, or should I say the setting sun upon 2011, I would like to express my deepest and sincerest condolences to politicians, lawyers, Wall Street crankers, administrators, managers, corporate CEO's, and greedy HUMVEE drivin' "stick my d#@k anywhere" bastards who care nothing for their fellow man. I'm sorry but your time is up. Get the F#CK out of the way! 2012 is going back to the masses, for the Mayan Calender says so...according to experts.

I think it's time for people to be more concerned about the end of their world instead of the end of THE World. Let's come together and...figure it out!

I Love Max

I'm sure the title of this post may be embarrassing to my son, but he'll get over it. The title is really a reminder for me, because in the heat of battle of wills between father and son I forget.
I do enjoy the emotion of the angry son, it reminds me of myself, and in the unleashing  of his "the world  revolves around me" attitude, I feel my fire has been stoked. I'm like, "Bring it on baby!", I got 32 years on you and... oh...wait a minute, I sound like my father. Hey...I am a father! This is how my father felt. This is exactly what my father wished upon me. I'm awake now! I tell myself to calm down. I douse my fire with a little understanding and forgiveness. I tell my son, " I love you" and he responds with, "Whatever!". It's at this point that I stoke my fire with a log of experience, wisdom and "who do you think you are?" I quickly remind him that if he would like anything from me he'll have to change his attitude. After all ... I have the resources: car, money, shelter and I know how to shut off the water heater. Have a nice shower tomorrow morning. I'm going surfing...where the water is already cold!